grumpy little bugger... Name: Atrata (Atra)
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Height: 4'2
Eyes: Black
Hair: Black
Occupation: Dark Muse

My first muse and the most disgruntled with me!
*arches eyebrow* And I wonder why THAT is.
*smiles fondly and pats him on the head* You're just angry that you're so short.
*growls* I'M NOT SHORT!
Really?
*glares*
You're so cute when you're angry! *grins*
*snarls* Damn you, woman!
Heehee. And, yes, Atra here is blatantly based off one Severus Snape.
Except for the fact that she apparently decided that I should be a chibi!
Chibi's are cute.
*glares* SHUT UP!

Name: Saerwy (Saer)
Gender: Female
Species: She-wolf
Height: 6'1
Eyes: Amber
Hair: Silver tipped blue
Occupation: Insanity Muse

My only non-human muse!
*grins, flashing fangs*
And you're proud of that, aren't you, Saer?
Would I be anything else?
Disgruntled?
*laughs* No, that's the little man's gig.
I'M NOT SHORT, DAMMIT!
He does know that the more he denies it, the more we tease him, doesn't he?
Apparently not. And none of you are ever going to stop teasing him.
*grins* And where would be the fun in that?
My point exactly.

she'll bloody well kick your arse
annoying atra is his job, not inspiring me Name: Bryvend (Bryv, Bryvi)
Gender: Male
Species: Angel/Demon
Height: 5'2
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Tan
Occupation: Serious Muse

I just realized you're a contradiction, Bryvi.
*arches eyebrow* Your point?
Don't have one. Just thought I'd mention that.
Well, YOU created me. So it's your fault I'm a contradiction.
I know. But at least you're not pissed off at me.
Meh. Annoyed the slimeball is more fun.
I heard that, hellspawn!
Oh, you want some more, shorty?
SHORTY?! Why you!!
*scuffle!*
*headdesk* Here we go again...

Name: Amelie (Mel)
Gender: Female
Species: Human
Height: 5'0
Eyes: Yellow
Hair: Brown
Occupation: Romance Muse

Ah, my only sane muse...
*smiles* I am a blessing, am I not?
Er...something like that. You do sometimes make me write romance when I want to write action.
I know when romance should be.
Can we talk over it beforehand next time?
*pouts* Then I couldn't catch you by surprise!
*blink blink* You're as evil as the other three are, aren't you?
*grins* That's a matter of opinion.
She's evil! EVIL!
Just to you, slimeball.
Exactly.
*sigh* Okay, not so sane muse...

stuck in my mind with three lunatics.  four if you count me...